Notes

Thy Homie Bible

1. Thy shall not switch up on an another homie
2. Thy shall not steal from a homie
3. Thy homies shall not fight over a thot
4. Homies shall always open another homies snap before a thot
5. Thy homie shall not lie to fellow homies
6. Thy homie shall not simp
7. Homies who is caught simping shall be known as SIMPhony
8. Once a hoe always a hoe
9. Thy homie should always help a fellow homie In need
10. If thy homie needs help don’t be stingy help a homie out
11. Thy shall not gossip about a homie
12. Thy shall not bully thy homie for something they can’t control (such as home life, money, height or dick size)
13. Thy homie shall not text another homies girl
14. Thy homie shall not flirt with another homies girl
15. Thy homie shall not talk shit about another homies family
16. Parents, siblings, exes and crushes are off limits.
17. Never trust no bitch
18. Snitching on thy homie is prohibited
19. Always dap up another homie never leave your boys hanging
20. Thy homie should never ditch a homie
21. Always make time for the homies
22. Always hype up thy homies
23. Thy homie shall never expose another homie, what’s said in private stays in private
24. Thy homie shall always support another homie
25. Bros before hoes
26. Thy homie shall back up another homie in a fight ALWAYS
27. Thy homie should always let a fellow homie have a hit of anything
28. If thy homie is feining don’t be stinging help a homie out
29. Using all of a homies juice/product is prohibited unless given permission
30. If thy homie is throwing a party or a get together they have to invite all the homies
31. Fuck hoes chase a bag
32. Never trip over a thot
33. One good girl is worth 1,000 bitches
34. Money over bitches
35. Always vibe with the homies
36. If thy homie is sad the homies shall support the homie not judge
37. If thy homie actually likes a girl we shall not make fun of her or thy homie
38. Thy homie shall never intentionally cause bodily harm to another homie
39. Weapons in a fight with a homie is banned
40. Thy homie shall always help a fellow homie out of drama
41. Homies who throw “cheap shots” shall be known as pussy shot for the rest of their life
42. If thy homie don’t fight then he ain’t a real homie
43. Nutting in November is prohibited
44. Thy homie shall always offer another homie to smoke if one decides to do so
45. Thy homie should always respond to a fellow homie before a hoe
46. Don’t make fun of another homie for their preferences just because it’s different
47. If with a homie always split the bill
48. Thy homies are on the phone/Xbox/or spending the night they shall agree on a time to get off/sleep
49. If thy homie did something stupid let them know
50. Thy homie who has the aux shall always play some heat , trash music will not be tolerated
51. If thy homie is struggling always help a homie out
“We dem bois” - Wiz Khalifa 2:16