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once apon a time there was a wee guy called gareth and gareth was a nice man he helped at the old folks home and he played football and he was very good now gareth has a good heart so gareth went to a place called afganastan and was then captured by a terrorist group called alqiuada and there he was made a slave and made train tracks for the terrorist organsistion and one day he went to one of the guards and asked for water the guard then replied saying bolt ya rocket so gareth gave him a heedbutt and knocked the guy uncoinsis gareth then proceeded to grab the guards gun and shoot the other guards and free the other slaves they marched to the alquida headquartes and shot 7 guards killing all of them he nad his freed slaves them got the guns off the guards the then stormed in to the headquarters and killed off every single member of alquida was dead exept one and his name was osama bin ladin he managed to escape and gareth and his new freinds stomred in to a heli carrier and one of the slaves was a piloit and they all lived happily ever after. or did they once gareth return in engalnd he was greeded by what he thought was ED Milaband but what was really osama bin ladin osama then pulled out a knife then he stabbed him in the gut with blood spraying and osama praying osama goy shot in the head by wee gemma with a AK-47