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The Beautiful Cashews
A Short Story
by CW
Brenden Bayes looked at the Beautiful cashews in his hands and felt Considerate.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his Smart surroundings. He had always loved Orange Rockwall High School with its rough, rainy Rich Kids. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Considerate.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Carson Saegraves. Carson was a crazy Coward with smooth hair and luscious arms.
Brenden gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Nice, Loving, MF Tea drinker with big hair and thick arms. His friends saw him as a slimy, squealing Saint. Once, he had even helped a sweaty minecraft steve recover from a flying accident.
But not even a Nice person who had once helped a sweaty minecraft steve recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Carson had in store today.
The sun shone like prancing kangaroos, making Brenden Happy.
As Brenden stepped outside and Carson came closer, he could see the zealous glint in his eye.
Carson glared with all the wrath of 1991 Destructive nasty naked mole rats. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want a hug."
Brenden looked back, even more Happy and still fingering the Beautiful cashews. "Carson, I am the GOAT in Minecraft," he replied.
They looked at each other with Grumpy feelings, like two yellow, youthful yellow jackets skipping at a very comical Funeral, which had black-people music music playing in the background and two squidgy uncles hugging to the beat.
Suddenly, Carson lunged forward and tried to punch Brenden in the face. Quickly, Brenden grabbed the Beautiful cashews and brought it down on Carson's skull.
Carson's smooth hair trembled and his luscious arms wobbled. He looked Sad, his emotions raw like a different, deafening diamond pickaxe.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Carson Saegraves was dead.
Brenden Bayes went back inside and made himself a nice drink of MF Tea.
THE END