Notes

Hayato wasn't all that surprised by Akihiko's total reaction to his purposely atrocious behavior. Being a somebody with an attitude like this and getting snarky remarks toiled in his direction back and forth by countless individuals. No, he was used to it, Hayato thought to himself with a smile on his face. In fact, he was getting very used to the many look and murmurs from the strangers around him when he acted a certain way. It didn't really bother him. Or at least, that's what it seems. His expression wasn't faltering, and it was unclear to tell what he was thinking from under the poker-faced smile. He had the most innocent pair of eyes and a goofy looking smile on his face, all while to taint the individual more. It was creepy enough to look at his expression. Trying to figure it out was similar to a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. Or, well, more like taunting. Because he appears to be extremely good at doing that. Nevertheless, he had a simplistic smirk on his face with his eyes closed, nodding his head over to the side as he placed his palm on the counter to give himself a small amount of support.
( I'm not done yet, wait.
“Banned? I’ve been banned in enough Minecraft Christian servers. The amount of Tik Tok accounts that I have for trolling is truly baffling, you should see it sometime.” He’d then stare at Akihiko in the eyes with a more surprised expression. His eyes widened. “Actually, you don’t seem the type to have Tik Tok or Minecraft. In fact, you’re most likely...” He’d inhale sharply, clearing his throat as though he was about to give a full lengthed-speech. “.. A quivering virgin! A guy like you hasn’t had pussy before, have you? Gee, that’s a real bummer.” Hayato then smirked wider than before. “Oh, cameras?” He’d fwip his head quickly in the direction of the cameras.
“Hi mom!” He’d wave at the black lenses before snorting and breaking into hysterical laughter. He’d turn his head to Akihiko. Remaining the calm smile as always, despite the multiple shots being thrown at him.

“Dumbass? That may be true but that was kind of rude.” He’d puff out his cheeks in a childish manner. Seemingly about to throw a tantrum before blowing out all the air in a fart noise. He’d smile once again. “Oh, nah, you totally seem like the tsundere type now that I realize it... and hey, good for you man! You have a job that you don’t dislike. A true honor for you, though I have to say, you’d probably fit better in a job that’s less social. I just want to have a friendly chat~” Hayato slightly whined.

Hayato appeared to be offended and surprised at the same time. And still managed to keep a smile on his face, placing his hand over his chest and having wide eyes. “Me? Leave? But I didn’t even order anything. I’m gonna give you a bad rating on yelp, mister.” Hayato was clearly joking. But seeing that he likes to make rash decisions, he might actually do it. All of the sudden, he’d slip off the counter before placing his elbows onto the counter, staring up at Akihiko.