Notes

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.