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What a way to start off this story, haha.
{REDACTED} me, what is going on right now?
I woke up today and I was in Ikea, but it was infinite, and no one was around.
Infinite Ikea. That's what I'll call my descent into insanity.
Infinite {REDACTED} Ikea.
{unintelligible writing}
I'm probably actually in an insane asylum right now, banging my head against a wall repeatedly.
I'm gonna go try and find a place to lay down, I can't bother with this {REDACTED} right now.
I found a bed. Ikea beds are comfortable.
Of all places, why trap me in an Ikea? I'm not complaining, I'd much rather an Infinite Ikea than an Infinite IHOP or something but, it's still weird.
𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴.
I found a safe place I think, I'm starting to think I'm not actually going insane and I'm actually just trapped somewhere. That felt way too real for it to be a hallucination.
I saw this probably eight-foot guy with an Ikea uniform on, I turned him around, AND HE HAD NO {REDACTED} FACE.
It was just blank. Nothing. Not a single facial feature. I ran away as fast as I could go.
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