Notes

TQZE FAST AND EASY REVIEW BECAUSE I DON'T DO ANYTHING AND SHOULD JUST PLAY TFT
T SIDE
round 1 - 2k pistol, boomer movement into mini literally stared at the floor :)
round 2 - apts spam anti-eco
round 3 - cts mid rush, killed boiler, 1v1, BIG BRAIN TQZE GETS OUT BRAINED literally nothing you could do that guy is a god
round 4 - pretty much full bought on half buy fucked ur eco HOWEVER big brain tqze strikes again causing 2x entry with cz's, traded by site, won round
round 5 - passive spam. nice molly that missed into bedroom xd. moto smoke was terrible. 2k cleanup
round 6 - had to solo clear apts kinda fuckin lame to me tbh i feel like if you're solo you maybe have to either just play passive for the bedroom peek or save util to clear apts out otherwise you're just getting fucked from having to worry about too many angles since no help. this only applies for if you're taking it from apts steps and not bedroom.
round 7 - fast b big brain molly, spamming smoke like that is asking to die tho
round 8 - fatboi called stay out of apts. took timing on arch to ct wrap due to rotate. killed CT player and church? how do i critique a god
round 9 - killed mid -> alt eco flash play 3k eco
round 10 - entry/trade? kill. tqze was holding flank but nobody reacted to mid flank call and you got facefucked by a teammate, had to hold the confirmed flanker with 1hp VERY COOL
round 11 - literally raped by lane player after entries got kills pepehands
round 12 - passive alt cause they used util to take apts. hold banana flank on b play. should probably stay B since it's 3v3 and they are already up church instead of hard committing to lower mid. bomb wasn't planted yet either.
round 13 - alt flash, mid peek, stopped the awper boiler side. killed by tard head pushing bedroom aggro with a fuckin awp and looked t apts?????/
round 14 - "yo bibby i saw your grandma she's got nice tits". hero AK. heard lane player but looked pit, cleared something else or brain lag bboomer
round 15 - passive alt outside apts, got double dry swung on but got 1
CT SIDE MR MAN
round 16 - big brain tree clear and literally fucked the dude back coffin ur nuts
round 17 - fast B force buy, you were blind the whole time. I talked to fatboi about this but I think when the T's get plants more people need to buy rifles, especially if you earn more money on the pistol round. Enables passive play with less util but you won't get fucked by the smg's due to forced close quarters. team bought 4 mp9's and a mag-7
round 18 - you should just become a CZ one trick pony tbh ur insane with that gun
round 19 - fast B again kinda whiffed, btw you played top orange/orange like 3 times in a row (i know you had a cz and mp9 but just sayin), could be due to having to react quickly since they rushed as well
round 20 - did i just miss this round or something or am i retarded
round 21 - same with this one wtf??????????? i saw you got blapped
round 22 - MARS GOD MOLLY HOLY SHIT HIS LINEUP IS INSANE. both you and mars hard whiffed on deags and nearly cost the round. TIME TO HIT THE DM BOYS but mars should have taken contact from new box
round 23 - mars completely abandoned you when you got stuck sandbags BUT you did have a smoke and a flash to potentially get yourself out of there or die for another kill. Mars should have fought with you though.
round 24 - took banana died library 1 for 1
round 25 - ez fake call and raped them with nade and they pushed thru a fuckin smoke with 1 flash hello?
round 26 - nice full blind flick, traded
round 27 - pool stack and you get the only 2 kills where you did majority dmg on one ecks dee!
round 28 - the god awper is back at it again with getting legged at banana
round 29 - much impact big wow orion called u shit hehe
round 30 - carried by god rifler mars
of course the game i decide to do this your boomer ass decides to pop the fuck off and play nearly perfectly :)