Notes

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: it's the color of the tape i use to cover it.

Stranger: green, the color of envy, lol.

Stranger: nope.

Stranger: yeah sure.

Stranger: what's your name?

Stranger: look at you, presuming gender.

Stranger: definitely more of a spider-man.

Stranger: i forgive you, "Anna".

Stranger: that's pretty much the long and short of it.

Stranger: no pun intended.

Stranger: i come here merely as an observer of the human condition.

Stranger: well, what other choice do you have?

Stranger: but to invent your own.

Stranger: at which point you're pretty much just talking to yourself.

Stranger: well, that's not always true.

Stranger: how old are you anyway?

Stranger: congrats.

Stranger: i don't bother with rudeness.

Stranger: i'm not a 10 year old boy.

Stranger: i am 18.

Stranger: thanks.

Stranger: it's an interesting site.

Stranger: i mean, like i said. the human condition.

Stranger: never been on that one.

Stranger: well that's all gross.

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: people are on a race to the bottom.

Stranger: the internet is the express elevator.

Stranger: well, people refuse to grapple with consequences.

Stranger: i detect an accent.

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: i was going to guess that!

Stranger: i like doctor who, the scottish doctor is my favorite.

Stranger: the american empire lol

Stranger: it probably has something to do with my wit, sharp enough to cut the gordian knot.

Stranger: and my apathy.

Stranger: what's the outside looking in view of america from the uk?

Stranger: people always say we are the laughing stock of the world.

Stranger: i'm just curious.

Stranger: oh, yeah, the guns.

Stranger: RV.

Stranger: it's tough to tell who is mental lol.

Stranger: "gumtree"?

Stranger: just making sure i have the spelling right.

Stranger: spelling is important.

Stranger: funny you mention that, craigslist is sort of a step on the yellow brick road to the here and now that we both occupy.

Stranger: at least as far as my side of things.

Stranger: i'll explain.

Stranger: one second.

Stranger: moving around my "flat".

Stranger: dont die

Stranger: when i was a younger man, i realized i had developed an eye for weird things.

Stranger: it took many forms.

Stranger: i don't mind being called dude.

Stranger: spider man, lmfao.

Stranger: well i went to a costume party in a very LEGIT looking spider suit a few years ago

Stranger: anyway, before i put on the mask, i just had an eye for weird things.

Stranger: i would call it a third eye. a heightened perception. maybe just a few more than the median IQ points in the gray matter.

Stranger: anyway, i just always was attracted to the odd.

Stranger: episodes of twilight zone, outer limits.

Stranger: crappy sci fi.

Stranger: and when i was let loose on the net i discovered the limitless world laid before me.

Stranger: excuse me.

Stranger: on the WEB.

Stranger: spider man, king of cheesy jokes.

Stranger: well, the real spider man is anyway.

Stranger: you know, the "real" one.

Stranger: but anyway, after a while i got bored with fictional weirdness.

Stranger: i realized that people not on tv, not in comic books, were more fascinating and odd than any artist could ever cook up or dream up.

Stranger: and so there was craigslist.

Stranger: i could actually read the minds, so to speak, of LOCAL people.

Stranger: some of them posting their antiques.

Stranger: some ranting their views on politics.

Stranger: some looking to connect with some mysterious stranger in a red hoodie at the local gas station they saw pumping gas.

Stranger: that last one was called, i think "missed connections".

Stranger: and people would post that.

Stranger: like let's say i went out to a movie and saw some girl in a sunflower dress.

Stranger: and we made eyes but did not speak.

Stranger: i'd write like.

Stranger: MOVIE THEATER

Stranger: girl watching the 11:15 deadpool

Stranger: you were drinking a slushie

Stranger: respond back with what you were wearing blah blah blah

Stranger: now, that's hypothetical because i never did that.

Stranger: but i was fascinated by the thought.

Stranger: had anyone ever written that about me?

Stranger: or someone i knew?

Stranger: what if they had? and i replied?

Stranger: so while a lot of my friends focus on their video games

Stranger: their sports

Stranger: their... whatever they do.

Stranger: this is my hobby.

Stranger: i kick the rocks in the human mind over and mull over what i find.

Stranger: and so here we are.

Stranger: THE END.

Stranger: nah, you're interesting enough.

Stranger: what would i see but flesh.

Stranger: no, i mean, this is just a fleshy body we occupy.

Stranger: i'm speaking to your mind.

Stranger: you are speaking to mine.

Stranger: i love books.

Stranger: i love to write.

Stranger: if my siblings weren't around i would talk to you on the mic.

Stranger: but yeah, i feel i have been dominating the conversation.

Stranger: oh, i don't mind.

Stranger: words are just words. :/

Stranger: what do you do for money?

Stranger: like advertising?

Stranger: do you have a tumblr?

Stranger: just curious.

Stranger: yeah, their guidelines got stricter or something.

Stranger: "deviant" is in the name.

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: this is wilma flinstone with huge tits.

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: i'm sure we could find that in 5 minutes.

Stranger: if we wanted.

Stranger: not familiar w that one.

Stranger: fanaf?

Stranger: ohhhhh.

Stranger: i have a vague idea of what it is.

Stranger: it's like a gory game.

Stranger: the "lore".

Stranger: everyone wants a meta-narrative.

Stranger: i think it goes deeper than that.

Stranger: i think people are starved for a hidden meaning in life.

Stranger: and so games that cater to that, they enjoy.

Stranger: do what you will.

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: patriarchal yankee.

Stranger: well, don't take it as a barometer of interest in this conversation but when this cigarette finishes i've got to jet.

Stranger: it has been a nice chat.

Stranger: yep.

Stranger: enjoy scotland!