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> the answer. In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called
> his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
>
> He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded,
> "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a
> young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie,
> you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind
> their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to
> realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
> pusher.
> Yes, I know you."
>
> The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
> room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again
> replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster
> too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a
> normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst
> in
> the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
> different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense
> attorney almost died.
>
> The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet
> voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll
> throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
>
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