Notes

All the members were undeniably tired from the work-related photoshoots and promotions. As connected as they were, they found a way to cool off at the hotel. Seven out of seven were up for a movie night. It was like the usual. They were laughing, bickering, and even throwing things somewhere in between. The moments Hoseok and Yoongi were parted by distances or members, they'd spend glancing at each other lovingly.

They did get their peace in the end, by finally wrapping themselves in a blanket together. Even through Jimin's mock-disgust, they clung onto each other like two koalas. Jin was openly in awe of how sweet the couple was. Namjoon then had to calm his emotional wife down. It was obvious he admired Jin to a large extent. Taehyung, Jungkook, and Jimin were just mocking the two couples and clinging onto each other. At one point, Jimin went so far to place an unexpected kiss onto Taehyung's lips.

Yeah, Yoongi fell off the couch the second he witnessed that. Taehyung even cupped his lips and looked everywhere but his group. Jimin was just grinning like some dumb idiot. Jungkook was just twiddling his thumbs and looking at his lap.

''So, that happened..'' Hoseok pointed out.

''I think it was pretty cute.'' Jin awed and clung tighter around Namjoon's body.

''Ah shit, I can't fuckin' breathe,'' Namjoon grunted, causing Jin to loosen his grip.

''Thank you, wifey.'' Namjoon thanked him.
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Everyone knew they were fucked when Hoseok fell asleep on Yoongi's shoulder. Jungkook had one head on both of his shoulders. Jimin on the right side, and Taehyung on the left side. Yoongi would describe the situation to be very gay, as both of them had a grip around Jungkook. It got even gayer when Taehyungs fingers caressed the skin of Jimin's hand. Yoongi was the only one awake, it appeared. After taking in the gayest scene in front of him, he spent a moment admiring the sleeping redhead next to him. Right on his shoulder. At that moment, he remembered the locks he had brought to Paris. He knew his cliche, hopelessly romantic boyfriend would acknowledge them and cherish them. He also had a couple of excuses for waking him up.

''Yoongi, we're going out? Do you want to come with?'' Namjoon asked, breathing heavily with Jin sweating behind him.

''I think I'm having a date night with Hoseok, but we'll meet you after for pizza somewhere,'' Yoongi replied simply.

''That works. Besides, the three of them can work their shit out whenever they wake up. Jesus Christ, I didn't see that one coming.'' Namjoon exclaimed and began laughing a bit loudly, which stirred his tiny boyfriend.

''At least you saw me coming,'' Jin mumbled, but Yoongi god damn heard it.

''I want to die,'' Yoongi mumbled to himself and cringed externally.

''Huh?'' Namjoon asked unknowingly

''I said, that's so goddamn nasty,'' Yoongi complained, rolling his eyes.

''What's nasty?'' Hoseok mumbled, and Yoongi's discomfort immediately subsided.

''Hi, sweetie. Jin and Namjoon are so disgusting that it makes me want to jump off a bridge. Don't worry about it, though.'' Yoongi replied so sweetly, but humorously, tracing Hoseok's hair as he began to wake up.

''We're going out, alright?'' Yoongi informed and smiled sweetly at his yawns.

''With them?'' Hoseok asked, looking at the panting messes.

''No, both of them smell like semen and it makes me want to-'' Yoongi complained before being cut off by the two.

''For fuck's sake, we've heard you two fuck numerous of times. Oh, fuck yeah Hoseok right there.'' Namjoon scoffed and mocked Yoongi right back.

''I do not say that,'' Yoongi protested and got off the couch. The tiny boyfriend of his followed and stood next to him. It didn't take him long to fiddle with Yoongi's fingers, to signalize he wanted to hold it.

''He sounds way prettier than that.'' Hoseok winked at the couple to make them scoff. Jin looked disappointed, almost. While Namjoon looked like he wanted to drop dead right there.

''You two are like the smallest, squishiest, but you guys are doing the- ew no I don't even want to think about it. Hoseok, you're so innocent- why?'' Jin commented, mostly for himself. Yoongi wanted to snort at that, his mind almost recalling the memory of the dominant Hoseok he knew. Now was not the time to think about that, anywho.
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''You still smell like Jin's semen, so I think we'll part from here.'' Yoongi insulted and sent a grin Namjoon's way.

''Fuck you, honestly. Jin, let's go to a restaurant.'' Namjoon complained and dragged Jin with him, and Jin skipped happily away with his sweet boyfriend. Disgusting, if Yoongi got to judge.

''Where are we going?'' Hoseok asked, his face completely neutral. In Yoongi's mind, he knew why he was neutrally happy. He didn't expect anything. Which was a good thing, actually.

''You'll see,'' Yoongi replied, smiling at his loving, sweet, handsome, short, gorgeous, stupid, clumsy, outgoing, and perfect boyfriend. Yeah, he was all that.

Now was the time to show that to Paris.