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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like league of legends.

You: hey

Stranger: no senpai

Stranger: not there

You: whats your favourite hero

Stranger: >hero

Stranger: >hero

Stranger: LOL

You: sorry i dont speak in copypasta language

Stranger: ill tyrannosaurus rek ya m8

Stranger: i swear on me mum

You: do you even meepo

You: your pathetic game doesnt even have micro

Stranger: >micro

You: yes >micro

Stranger: like your dick?

You: nah

Stranger: u sure

You: my dick is as big as the dota 2 metagame

You: <3

Stranger: so nonexistant

Stranger: nice

You: haha

Stranger: id tap dat

You: league meta:

You: 1 jungler

You: 1 offlane

You: 1 mid

Stranger: nah

You: 1 support + 1 carry bot

Stranger: not even close

You: nothing else

You: ahaha

You: then you are bronze 1

Stranger: ill shrek ya m8

Stranger: nah

You: come at me

Stranger: im diamond 1

You: turkey, istanbul

You: come fight me

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ill buy a plane ticket

You: im waiting

Stranger: ill fly there and shrek ya

Stranger: where we meeting

You: yeah come here you fat nerd

You: lets see you even walk

You: pathetic wench

Stranger: im in a wheelchair

Stranger: ya fuc

Stranger: ill fuk ya m8

You: you are so fat your wheelchair comes to life and starts crying because of the utter pain you cause it

Stranger: shit

Stranger: you caught me

You: rekt

You: ez

You: ez

You: ez

You: ez

You: ez

You: KAPOW

You: KAPOW

Stranger: 2ez4u

Stranger: like dota

Stranger: LOL

You: ahahahah

You: i played league and i went 30-1 first game

You: literally 0 knowledge

You: easiest game of my life

Stranger: i played dota and went 25 - 2

Stranger: my first game

Stranger: come at me

You: when my league friends play dota they feed more than everyone

You: hahaa

You: ahaha

Stranger: second game i went 33 - 3

You: maybe cuz you are playing with noobs

Stranger: 4th i went 45 - 0

Stranger: come at me

You: i played on my cousin's account

Stranger: reported

You: and i crushed your tier

Stranger: account sharing nigger

You: easiest shit

Stranger: u sure

Stranger: what camp

You: haha yeah im sure nigga

Stranger: what champ

Stranger: what champ

You: as fucking heimerdinger

Stranger: u sure

You: big head hair faggot

You: yeah bitch

Stranger: u 100% sure

You: im sure

You: yes

Stranger: really

You: 10101%

You: really mate

You: ya ya

Stranger: really

You: really

You: ya

You: yllear

Stranger: ur only 21% sure nigger

Stranger: 10101 is 21

Stranger: dip

You: no

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: binary nigger

Stranger: learn it

You: 10101% is obviously how fat your mom is compared to a regular elephant

Stranger: so only 21% of an elephant

Stranger: nice

You: yes

You: your mom could kill you

Stranger: shes pretty fit then

You: yeah mate

Stranger: lol do you even elephant bro

You: yes

Stranger: u sure

You: infact im an elephant

Stranger: because my mom would be fit

Stranger: if she were to only be

Stranger: 21%

Stranger: of one

You: 0/10 totally wouldnt bang

Stranger: u gay bro

Stranger: i think ur mad

You: im perfectly fine

Stranger: u sure

Stranger: u sure u arent sad

You: elephant life is easier than league

Stranger: that i rekt u

Stranger: i shrekt u bro

You: the only thing you rekt

Stranger: 1v1 me

You: was shrek

You: and hes not even real

You: like your dreams

Stranger: 1v1 me bro

You: of shrekting

You: shrek

You: 1v1 me

Stranger: >shrekting

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: cant even grammar bro

You: shrekting is the new fashion

You: noob

Stranger: lol

You: its the new trend noobshit

Stranger: king of the dips

You: all the cool kids do it

You: shrekting

Stranger: u sure

You: yeah

You: sure you dont

You: cuz u no cool kid B)

Stranger: i dont want

You: B)
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You: eat the b8 like your mom eats my anus

You: noob nigger

Stranger: my mom is paralyzed

Stranger: fucking jew

You: my favourite fetish

You: thx m9

Stranger: np porblem

You: nature's prophet porblem?

You: wat

You: i dont understand you B)

Stranger: buttr be scurd m69

You: better be crystal scar'd m420

You: B)

Stranger: ill tyrannosaurus shrek ya m8

You: i will cyborgrek you noob lycan picker

Stranger: wow

You: ez

You: rekt

You: cry more?

You: ;_; < u totally

Stranger: i cant cry

Stranger: i have a disease fuck face

You: u said cry so ur crying

You: cry cry

You: ;_;_;_;

Stranger: my eyes dont create water

Stranger: you fuck

You: tear isnt just water

You: you probably cry salt

You: and die

Stranger: my tear ducts are broke

Stranger: ya dip

You: give your tear ducts some money

You: so they can stop being broke

Stranger: i tried

Stranger: but they spent it all

Stranger: on cracking too much smoke

You: wow those hobonigs

You: call the cops

Stranger: they smoke too many crack

You: adopt new tear ducts

You: ez

You: ez

Stranger: buttr be scurd m69

You: tear ducts best adopted as puppies

Stranger: smok weed erryday

Stranger: daz da motto

You: smoke dicks every day

Stranger: im sure you do

You: 8===>^^^^^< burning dick

You: ya niga

You: i smoke ur dick at nite

You: i gife u aids

You: u are die

Stranger: i am eror

Stranger: u got me

You: i am aids

Stranger: eror 404

You: i will eat you

Stranger: aids cant even ate

You: i just ated you

Stranger: u dont even aids m9

You: profed

You: imb4 i behind u eating ur anus hole

Stranger: ill rek ya m80

Stranger: inb4 i rek ya

Stranger: owait

Stranger: im 2late

Stranger: heheuheuheuheueuhehuuee

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You: u br

You: wow

You: noob br

Stranger: br

Stranger: br

Stranger: br

Stranger: br

You: stop feeding HEUHEUHEUHE

Stranger: heueheuheuuehue

You: FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

Stranger: well this is boring now

Stranger: cya fuck face

Stranger has disconnected.