Notes

Crushes.
This isn't going to be about people I like, but more so two people that have liked me. I swear I'm not a narcissist. Ignore this shitty microphone, and let's get onto the video.
I'll call them E and M. Now I was E's only friend, this was in grade 3. The other friends I had in that class were in grade 4 and were goody-two-shoes so they were usually busy with some school volunteer thing. E and I basically hung out every recess. He was the FIRST PERSON to ever like me, and boy did he give me a first impression. Keep in mind that we never dated, I only saw him as a friend. Here's when I found out he had a crush on me. Ahem.
"I have five girlfriends, Girl, Girl, Girl, Girl, and... I don't want to say the last one" "Okay"
Did ya' hear that? He literally didn't know what crushes are. I had to hide my laughter because he was still a friend, I'm not that much of a bitch. The next grade, I actually was in the same class as my friends so I didn't hang out w/ Ethan a lot. Or at all. He followed me and my friends everywhere, of course I didn't mind, I was sort of used to him. My friends were not. He eventually left my school. The only other times I saw him after that was at my first (and probably last) summer camp.
You see, this camp was barely even a fucking camp to begin with. It was supposed to be 7-11 year-olds, but they paired us with 4-6 year-olds. We kept staying indoors, only coming outside to play tag, that sort of stuff. You see, it was not ONLY him there too, but there was also his friend too. This is pretty short as well.
-do the scene- dude she's getting away!
I gotta say, I love that kid (platonically) for saying that. I wish I laughed or at least checked to see E's face. But now I can only imagine, how sad.

NOW LET'S MOVE ONTO M. This happened in grade 5, so not too long ago. He was a new student and was seated next to me. I'm kind of extroverted so I brought up a youtuber.
"Hey, do you know the youtuber Flom Flips? (not actual name)" "Y E S. Do u know GayBoy (also not actual name, but he used to collab with Flom Flips a lot back then.)" I never watched GayBoy a lot back then 'cause he usually did a lot of poop jokes, but M watched him like every day apparently. He would make so many poop jokes I had to stop myself from cringing.
M had the same fate as E. M followed me around whenever I didn't hang out with him. It was pretty well known in my friend group about M liked me, it was obvious. I actually wanted to make my own version of the "Friends animation meme" because of him. I, of course, had put him in the friendzone. If I liked him, it would be whooolee 'nother story. But I didn't. Poor M. He left after a few months to some other school, I never saw him again.