Notes

Funny Comments 2

Since the other one got fucked up 😔 R.I.P.
"you headasses really be out here pming me "hi, I suck dick". what are you on?
crack?"
"I WANT A FURRY LOLI FUTA WITH TENTACLES THAT IS ALSO A GHOST ALIEN"
"I told my brother pennywise lived in my room, he hasn't been in my room since then lmao"

STOP IT IPAD

"hey whoever just passed by my window pls come in and murder me"
"What if I become a soundcloud rapper?
"back in my day we all just got polio and fucking died"
"This is such an unbalanced breakfast Alexa play the Reece's Puff's rap"
"i think it’s weird when as soon as you add someone on Snapchat they’re like “streaks?💓” first of all howd u even find me ur location says ur all the way from Iceland im"
"my grandpas roommate just came out of the bathroom with a bag of chips i hate this fucking place what the FUCK"
"me: *gets down on one knee, and pulls out ring* is this it… chief?
her: *tears falling down face* weird flex… but ok"

"How much do you think GameStop will give me for this?"
"I'm more interested in what Area 51 will give me for turning your alien ass in"

"no i will NOT take off my clown mask during sex. it stays on."

"im the clown everyone wants 2 fuck"

"To demonstrate the power of flextape™, I'm going to saw my wife in half"

"Charlie so ugly she caused global warming"

"Wikihow to make fake screenshots 🤔"

"Since everyone is doing it"

"Photoshop"

"Microsoft Paint"

"I don't got Photoshop money 🤔"

"how broke are you?"

"i owe myself money"

"If someone comes in my house I'm eating their ass

-apersonwhoeatsass"

i’d say grape juice but i hate grape juice
grape juice is so goofn
good

idk what i have against it but i don’t like the idea of it

well i don’t like the idea of ur mom >:((‘

but she’s a good lady i love her u should like the idea of her

ik she likes the idea of me 🤪💦💦

I'm calling 911
Post

"am lookin for someone who can shove a whole supermarket up their 🅱️ussy 😳"
"So a girl at my college got ran over by a train... same 😂"
"that's not how we do it you crayola crayon built bitch."
"Shoutout to the one dude screaming out the fact that he is high on the streets."
"Okay but someone below my apartment is jamming the fuck out to Smooth Criminal."
"ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?"
"I'm going to commit fish on land"
"when you dont find the marijuana edibles in your Halloween candy"
"bold of you to assume that I have dignity"
"Can someone sing me to sleep or hit my head with a rod please"
"this ain't it chief"
"「 crackhead crackhead
yes papa 」
「 acting stupid?
no papa 」
「 bitch then why tf did you pour tequila on the cat?"
"bruh imagine ur a germ and some spray shit kills 99.99% of ur friends"
"ya boy is sleepy and needs a job"
"this girl was wearing these short shorts and i mean they were SHORT- you could literally see her whole behind and this guy went up to her and said “why is there a handprint on your ass” and she got sent home 💀 i can’t breathe"
"who tryna fuck around and take back the Holy Land this weekend?"
"support my diss track or die a virgin: dISSTRACK ABT EMILIE (DOLLARSTORE GANG)"
"looks like im dying a virgin"
"if chief called and said it ain’t it, then it ain’t it. stop tryna disrespect chief."
"THE BIGGEST BLACK SPIDER CAME AT ME WHILE I WAS ON THE TOLIET CALL 911"
"i sent my gf to space"
"now ima eat fried chicken"
"I only support Communism when on Minecraft. shit hurts when u got no diamonds and everyone racking it up 😪😔"
"Timmy. If you’re friends start fuckin up my city ima put u in THE DUNGEON"