Notes

Shit Oma Says

(About Kaito talking about how the Earth isn't flat)

"Shut the fuck up Kaito, no one asked for your ugly ass opinion"

(@ Shuichi)

"You deadass look like a dusty sandal"

(Him @ anyone who is in contact with Miu)

"Tell that coward to unblock me"

(Him @ Rantaro trying to be cool and saying "nae nae")

"I have 15 contacts in my phone and if you say that again I'll have 14"

(After seeing Hiyoko's teeth)

"The heck you eat- ROCKS?"

"Whoever shoots me is triple gay"

"Hetero bitch"

"Out here built like a default Skyrim character"

"I wonder who will catch Rantaro's sisters first, him or Korekiyo"

"Miss Teacher, can you help me? These two weeaboos are offending my ears with their neko hentai fetish"

"I'll kiss your mom and dad"

(When they on the bus and Hifumi is owoing his crusty spoon to some hentai)

"Dude stop, you're hitting my elbows, just STOP"

"Approximately 0% of my time will be directed toward acknowledging your existence, goodbye"

"My favorite part of school is stealing crayons from the second graders"

"Fuck all of you no neck having ass B I T C H E S"

"Angie, you can't come to my birthday party because Atua is boring and won't appreciate my lies"

"None of ya'll showed up so I'm gonna guess all of your grandparents ended up in the hospital because that's the only reason you can skip on mandatory attendance"

"No Trisha, they have no idea how miserable I a- STOP YOUR HEAVY BREATHING HIFUMI"

"I'd rather have purple shoes than a purple coochie Miu :)"

"Trust nobody, especially not me"

"My only friends are a furry and a weeb" (about Hifumi and Tsumugi)

(him @ literally any cat, especially orphan kittens)

"MY SUBORDINATES"

"bABY I NEED U IN MY LIEFE IN MY LIEFE

PLS BAE DON'T GO SWITCHING SIEDES, SWITCHING SIEDES,

I SWEAR THIS IS WHERE U RESIEDE, U RESIEDE"

"Look, I don't know how you got the number, but you need to drop it like a hot potato"

"Yes, it was I who carved lesbian on your desk

and I am not sorry"

(Walking into Kyoko's family reunion)

"I didn't know there'd be 17 full course meals just arriving out of the blue"

"YES ESCORT ME OUT HARDER"

"Aiight, better pull up a chair because Imma be watching them through this window all night"

"She fell down the stairs and it was tragic, I realized this after I finished laughing"

"Merry Halloween"

"JUST PAY ME SOME ATTENTION"

"Go back to being a robot, robot"

"On all levels but physical, I don't give a fuck" (SAID THROUGH TEARS, PROBABLY @ GONTA)