Notes

Listen, you quivering Michael cera-looking
Sack of squid bits
2.I made 3 best friends and 6 regular friends
3.Maybe I’ll drink that Mexican diarrhea tea that the fat chicolos make
4.Are we even talking English ?
5.Thank you Natalia with an a
6.Fuckin bitches is what y’all are
Well, Italian don’t rhyme with stallion for nothing
7.For 6 fucking hours straight
8.Mi casa is not su casa,comprende
9.There’s so many Mexicans now
It’s like a home deport Parkin lot in here
10.Shut your lying mouth
11.Lame as fuck
12.I’m attractive to people not genders
13.That legit was really gross...but kinda hot
14.Oh that little retarded little girl
15.When I don’t eat food I get skinny and my ass gets flat
16.I’m like Columbo but with two real eyes and a better ass
17.More like con fuck ulations...
18.Bust your ass
19.Who’s karma? The new girl?
20.There likes ten kinds of AIDS down there
21.That’s not bad for a junky-ass short cunt
22.Yessica it’s like “Jessica” but ethnic
23.The birds and the trees and the bees and the knees...
24.Did you know a ponytail is like a natural facelift?
25.Like for real tho that was,like,some James Bond-level shit
26.Ignorant asshole
27.You make the mistake of assuming anything is private I here
28.Heya fuckwad
29.Agree to disagree
30.Oh no it’s the giant
31.Knock your self out
32.Just ..... shhh
33.Hey bummer Natalia
34.Get the fuck down or fuck the fuck off
35.Well never‘s a long time
36.What? I’m a mammal
37.Dibs
38.And if she don’t pay us today then we start breaking fingers
39.I legit just, like, teared up a little bit
40.But you sure as fuck did something
41.You peanut brained fickle-hearted whore
42.You fucking moron
43.Ay caramba
44.Don’t mean we gonna get all “kumbaya” and shit right now, okay?
45.Burn your ugly face into my brain...
46.It is what it is
47.Fuck that I don’t want anyone stickin’ anything in my brain I didn’t give say-so for
48.That’s ..... chaos....
49Although to be fair crack is like potato chips to me
50.I do not like where this is headed
51.Touché
52.Your angry Brando expression
53.No, I escaped like houdini
54.That midget from the bodega?
55.You stupid, selfish cunt!
56.No comprende
57.And she still didn’t kill her self yet ?
Only a shit-for-brains, fucktard alcoholic falls for a card-carrying lesbo?
58.Did your mother put the whiskey in the baby bottle,or did she just mix it in with the dog food she fed you?
59.I ain’t scared of shit. Bring it, you monkey bitches
60.You were better at the bad cop.
The good cop needs work.
61.You fucking disgust me
62.Sorry, no comprendo
63.Get your punk asses down here
64.You get bald eagle,and I got coal miners daughter here
65.Pus hole of a man
67.No,you ain’t got time for jokes , estupida
You gotta knock out the top,take down the whole operation
68.Aye good to see you again sanka
69.Whose side are you on,husky hula doll?
70.Always gotta burn shit
Even if that wasn’t my plan you still would’ve deserved it
71.You sneaky,white trash piece of shit
72.Shut up you old piece of comie
73.Yeah,it is a little funky in here
74.Get the fuck out of my face
75.See loyalty counts for something
76.Fucking cock sucking motherfucker
77.Mouth, chapman
78.Right on...
79.Lazy fucks
80.Those hillbillies aren’t trustworthy
And don’t make my ass point out the metaphor
81.Natalia your so ffuuckkedd up!
82.Suffering Natalia,that’s you!
83.Exactly what self-help bullshit have you been reading ?
84.But you wish
85.I’d rather be naive than a selfish,jaded Ass whole
86.This ain’t play time, this is business
87.I don’t need your negativity
88.Get this fucking animal out of here now
You think he has humaness in him?
89.People are full of shit
90.Like a mini whitney circa ‘85
Put you in a coral sarong
He should meet Whitney circa ‘85
You should meet Whitney circa ‘85
Aka heidi Ho. Aka Larry tucker
But don’t ever repeat that because his day jobs in healthcare
91.You think or you know ?
92.Phoenix! Go fly a Phoenix kite all the way to Arizona! Chang
Not your strongest, but good effort
I’m still sorting through some trust issues
I’m so reassured
Piss off lemon head
Smurf dick
The big gay is back
I can’t answer that right now. I gotta think about it
We can take down that walking tree
He looks like someone left a cake out in the rain
We could be like plastic surgeons
It’s not demi moore good,but at least it’s like meg Ryan good
What are you a priest or something?
Would you look at those bloomers!
Quiet boner boy
Oh wait are we talking sex or relationship here?
You should win an Oscar and use it like a dildo
Just don’t act like a gringa mental case okay?
This motherfucking meeting is called to order
Still busted ass but getting better by the minute
Because you’re such a special fucking audience
Welcome to the 21st century,bitches
You know I’m having like a total kindergarten flashback
If you’re nice,I’ll fix that mess on your head looks like danitas work
Looks like a pretty nasty group of criminals
This is fucking insane
All right, beeyotches!
Dam,it’s like Black Friday in here
Shut up piss bitch
Carahuevo
Penis face
Hey heat miser
Pleasant evening to you , madam & sir
You mean, you’re not a real cunt
You know what connecticunt
I’m trying it’s this fucking uti
Ah, bullshit junkie
I can’t cheat grief
Nazi
Fucking hell hole
Atta boy , now
Big homo
Homos can also be assholes
Y’all bullshitting around
Probably another one of these poor fuckers with PTSD
Those lying cunts
Tell backstreet boy to take his purple shorts off
Like,next level prodigy,you know?
Hey biceps you coming along?
Filthy fucking cunts
Sorry I can’t help you I got my own fish to fry
Look at you,kickin the “Natalia knows the best.”
Mischief
Wépa
This is longer than infinite jest.
Meth-head
It’s a cliffhanger
I’m dealing with a lot of shit on planet earth right now. Not really giving space a lot of thought
Not a fan of the whole big chungis thing in general. I think it sends the wrong message
Hey mira look!
That’s right(in Spanish)
Oh shit it’s a grief-off
I’d buff circles around these sashimi bitches
Way to keep it classic Perro or cabron
Dam women
We were only prison gay minus the gay part
Same shit same day
Do the opposite of that shit. Say nothing,do nothing keep your chin down do your fucking time
He was lying through her fucking teeth
And now you sound like a fucking E.E Cummings poem.
It’s a load of shit
Look,2007 Britney Spears on steroids
Is fucking offensive to me
This is so insulting
Emily coming in hot!
My brain just got numb
Y’all are just some simple bitches
You cold blooded for sure
Man,She need Jesus or..... or hashem
So much ugh, so little time
Soulless white crackers
Don’t be chicken shit
Holy shit that was a epic fuck up
Like in Mi pobre Angelito,you know ?
Slap that ducking punk
What did you get after school? Blended kale and chia pets ?
Carajo!
Loca mierda
Insane clown posse
Fan-fucking-tastic.
If you think that’s an insult your wrong
And I know that sometimes our only choices are between shitty and shitter
You know when you get everything you wanted and then your like “is that all there is?”
Is it chronic?
Like nadezhda
I am not on drugs except for the ones already in my system
Make it up dummy
Querida
When I came outta my moms vagina I tried to blow the doctor
Yeah? Well,I’ll be praying for them little bastards Cause they don’t stand a chance with you as their mother .
Fucking what
Are you supposed to give a fuck ?
And where are we supposed to put our eyes when we don’t wanna see a nasty face ?
Hell no scooby doo it’s creepy asf in here!
Son of a pig fucker
What’s the matter you lost your bitch ? Bitch?
You watching these sad fucks
Hey piss bitch
What will be will be
I ain’t buying the whole counterfeit cunt story
Or maybe she’s just such a good forger she went ahead and forged herself
Adrenaline and lies
I’m to baked to focus
Oh fucking spare me Natalia
Latina fey over here
She only do that one dumbass Alaska lady with the fucked up ass kids yeah I got more range than that. I’m like Kate mckinnon.
I genuinely would love to understand how it is that a man gets to be this fucked up!
Oye look at this fuck
Quit the bitching
Yeah this is not a healthy relationship right here
Everything you put your hands on turns to shit
I don’t know what kinda Percy pillow talk is this but cut it the fuck out
You were the backhoe,bitch
Thank you,asshole
You dirty cunt
That boca sucia que tienes
You fucking sicko psycho
You a fucking bucking bronco ain’t you you mother fucker?
She maybe got good potential we got ourselves an intern
For real! You Shut the fuck up! I mean you keep flappin your big ass lips and our whole peace in the Middle East thing? Cancelled !
Yeah she’s like Scarface or some shit
You selfish piece of shit
We already fighting Ogs now damn
Vajayjay
Hello justice was served
Mazel
I understand that sarcasm is your thing
Wow that’s real passive shit
Well ain’t that some Sesame Street BS
You a real pussy , you know that ?
Motherfuck
Now how about you go get your exercise by walking away from me ? I got snickers to eat
P in piss
This is some bullshit man
Do I look like willy fucking wonka to you ?
What do you want Barbie I mean besides an ass that don’t look like a pizza box
I want you and gnarly davidson to step off my H game
That’s bullshit also bullshit but I’ll take it
Not to brag or anything but I once walked outta toys”R”Us with 14 bratz dolls in my pants
Bitch or rat me out to ? I’m no fuckin rat
Is okey-fucking-dokey,shitbrains
Fucking carbrona
Gato pendejo
Is that a book?i think you could call it that what with the pages and words between 2 covers
White people go to some weird ass schools man
Boba
I don’t accept your bullshit apologies
Dam right I am
Fucking miserable cunt
Right smartass