Notes

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like League of Legends.

Stranger: hi

You: Well met

Stranger: yes

Stranger: ty

You: How are you today?

Stranger: fine.

Stranger: Not challenger yet

Stranger: but

Stranger: I will

Stranger: endure.

You: What exactly did you mean there?

Stranger: ehh

Stranger: I dunno

Stranger: Server?

You: Hahaha.

You: League of Legends?

You: No.

You: Sorry but i do not waste my time with games that go nowhere. I would rather be productive to my society and be a likeable fellow and not play childish and amateur video games.

You: Go back to being a sheep.

Stranger: ehh

Stranger: why

Stranger: do u

Stranger: waste time

Stranger: here then?

Stranger: pls way to mature being.

Stranger: explain.

You: Because the likes of you are pure entertainment materials.

You: I would love to put you all on a shelf and display to the public.

Stranger: oh well

Stranger: nice to

Stranger: know u are NA

You: Absolutely pathetic beings, it is sad really that some of our kind devolved this much to waste their time with terrible activities.

You: I don't even tinker with your waste of utter time, and i do not live in the country you specified.

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: u are some weirdo

You: Do you have a comeback for this or are you done here?

Stranger: nah

You: I thought so.

Stranger: but I dont

Stranger: want to go for personal attacks.

You: Go run, no one will question you.

Stranger: I am not offended at all.

Stranger: but

Stranger: it just.

Stranger: I have never met anyone.

Stranger: who has so little to do as you.

You: If you think this is a personal attack you can go sue me, i won't stop you.

You: Says the LoL player, ironic.

Stranger: Oh well.

Stranger: I guess.

Stranger: and if u got a problem with that

Stranger: But I enjoy being what u mentioned.

Stranger: then I'd gladly kill you.

You: Go ahead mate.

Stranger: so fuk off.

You: London, England.

You: 1v1 me.

Stranger: been to London

You: I will bash your head in mate.

Stranger: a real shitty town

Stranger: really *

You: Oh yeah it was shitty when you came here as even the very existance reacts violently to your visits.

Stranger: only peasants and whores.

Stranger: Only thing that reacts violently to my presence

Stranger: if my antimatter.

Stranger: but I dunno where it is.

Stranger: Have u seen it?

You: Little did you know we were trying really hard to give you a bad impression so you would leave London as soon as possible.

Stranger: is *

You: No one wants you anywhere, neither are you loved.

Stranger: What do you really wish to echieve by doing this?

You: If you go feed yourself to the animals they will become sick and depressed, but they will still be happy that they ended your pathetic life.

Stranger: achieve

Stranger: u really are making society better.

You: I would like you to come to London, England and 1v1 me at dawn.

Stranger: please

Stranger: clap urself on the shoulder.

Stranger: ur actually

Stranger: the

Stranger: worst

Stranger: human

Stranger: being

Stranger: I have ever met

Stranger: wtf.

You: Thank you, stranger.

Stranger: no

Stranger: I dont even

Stranger: mean shit

You: I really appreciate it.

Stranger: Even people I have met on the dark web

Stranger: are better than u

You: That is so sweet!

Stranger: or deep web or whatever u'd vall it

You: Please, you are making me blush!

You: When do you want to arrange that 1v1 at London, England?

Stranger: u probably dont even know what it is.

You: Is June enough time for you to prepare?

Stranger: sorry

You: ?

Stranger: but I am sad to tell you.

Stranger: that

Stranger: I just

Stranger: wont'

Stranger: be able to come

Stranger: But I'd actually gladly go to jail

Stranger: to end you.

You: Thats a shame. To be honest, i didn't except a coward like you to attend any sort of social event anyways.

You: If you tried to end me, you would end the very existance.

You: I am the air you breathe, i am the water you drink.

You: I am everything you have known and will ever know.

You: I am Life.

You have disconnected.