Notes

Kokichi ruins everyone's relationships:

(Tenko and Himiko)

"Nyehhhh, why did you call me here so late Tenko?" The small Mage asked with a yawn, rubbing the sleep from her slightly irritated eyes.

"I- Uh..." Tenko looked down, flustered. "I carried you here for a very special reason, Himiko!"

The other girl just stared at her reddening face in an oblivious fashion, that just embarrassed the neo-aikido master even further.

"Himiko!" Tenko yelped, snatching up a small hand into her own, "Y-you, you are a... BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT MAGICAL GIRL AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!"

Before the confused mage could question her loud outburst, a familiar, bratty voice piped up.

"Is this going to be a foursome because I always sleep with my teddy-" Kokichi flung Tenko's bedsheets off himself and scurried toward the shaken lesbian, who hadn't processed anything after her confession. He latched onto her arm. With his flamboyant banana pajamas. Literally burning the mage's already lidded, sensitive eyes.

"Uhh, why did you bring him too, Tenko?" Himiko's delayed reaction snapped Tenko from her daze, "Is he your emotional support?.. Because that's kind of weird..."

"DEGENERATE MALE, GET OUT OF MY ROOM! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE, YOU PEEPING TOM!!!"

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(Aubrey and Miu)

Aubrey was strolling down the pavement, hand in hand with wifey Miu, pretty confident in her future ass eating. Miu gave her a loving gaze, before avoiding the other girl's eyes as soon as she noticed. Today had been perfect. They had stole some pot, eaten cheese sandwiches at the park, then watched Kaito get hit by a bicycle before being airlifted back to the hospital.

Out of no where, a shitty purple gremlin butted his head in between the girls, breaking them up.

"Hi ladies, where are we heading?"

"Me and Miu are going to Kiyo's dungeon, and you're going back to the alley, DUMPSTER DWELLER!" Aubrey shouted like a crackhead, earning some disapproving gazes from those damn middle class people with houses and fridges.

"Aw. I wanna come with you!" Kokichi puffed his cheeks out, pouting.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID-" Miu burst out, laughing obnoxiously, while her wifey seethed with rage. Every word he snickered lowered the percentage of her getting ass that night.

"NO THREESOMES, I'D RATHER EAT MAKI'S ENTIRE ASS!" Aubrey exclaimed, close to pulling out her dollar store bought walkie talkie to beat that shota's ass.

He looked bored.

"You're gross, what's with all this talk about ass?" The brat stared at his nails, ignoring her. "Legit pottymouth, TOILET BREATH!"

Aubrey went to slap him, "FUCK OFF YOU SHOTARD, DON'T MAKE ME SNATCH THAT RAT NEST ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD-"

"Snatch some soap, nasty hoe-"

"SNATCH KAITO'S SLIPPER SO YOU GOT SOMETHING TO EAT-"

"Snatch some self respect before being seen with Miu-"

"SNATCH A TRASH LID FOR DEFENSE BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP-"

Miu proceeded to bust at his insult.

Out here making her wifey BUST NUTS IN THE STREET.

While Aubrey was looking at the busty blonde beauty with a look of utter disbelief, she felt teeth sinking into her arm.

"WHAT THE FUCK?"

Miu recovered from her nut, and wacked the shota over the head with a gloved hand.

"HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, VIRGIN!"

Then the sluts ran away.

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(Kyoko and Shuichi)