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先他被問到 "What is the last name of our firstPesident?" (我們的第一位總統姓什麼?)他根本聽不懂，不知道移民
官問什麼，但是他猜應該是問他姓什 麼，所以他回答 “哇姓鄧”(閩南語發音)，移民官聽成"Washington (華盛頓)"，所以他就通過了第一道問題。
第二個問題是 "What do you come to the US for?"(你為什麼要到美國來）這一次，這個台灣人想，再來應該是問我叫什麼名字，所以他回答“曉瓶”，移民官聽成 "Shopping"，所以點點頭
繼續問第三個問題，"What car do you drive back home?" (你在你的國家開什麼車?)這個觀光客想，再來一定是問我有沒有結婚，所以他回答“嘸某”(閩南語發音) 移民官聽成 "Volvo"，於是讚許地笑笑
繼續問問題，第四個問題是 "Who is the most popularbasketball player here in the US?"(誰是美國最受歡迎的籃球選手?)這會兒，台灣人已經等得不耐煩了，所以他叫道“麥乎哇這等”(別讓我在這等)
移民官聽成 "Michael Jordan"，由於移民官非常欣賞這個觀光客的淵博的學識，就再也不囉嗦地讓他過關。
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