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Extreme-ly Eliza: Slutty, Subservient and Still Standing

She lost everything when her breasts grew into the stuff of nightmares, but today she stands proud of her mega mammaries and is happily content to have surrendered to the fetishes of the one she loves today.

Elizabeth Thornberry and her husband Matthew Lim were seen recently attending a get-together with her former colleagues, most who have found new jobs since the dissolution of the studio behind her show "Exploring with Eliza". Their otherwise normal outfits were complete with over-sized shoes, one requirement for their admission to the function. Returning from the social event, they were not above stopping by for LA Times' Lor Storee over a late night cup of tea to tell their story together.

"I knew that night the Eliza Thornberry I wanted to be, the Eliza the world knew and loved, that I worked to become, died in his hands as he fucked me like I never dreamt before," Eliza recalled the last night before she was her current size with such chilling detail, "He destroyed my body, my mind, everything. The very me I once was no more... And, I loved every moment of that as I grew into my final size... After that night, I was reborn. I was free to be his own - To be the twisted plaything he dreamed I could be, and for that free to enjoy his love and his appreciation for my sacrifice... Free to be.... me."

The once-celebrated host of her own nature documentary lost her job as her breasts grew to outrageous sizes over a few weeks, and at one time considered selling herself to the porn industry. Already tabloids offered conspiracies surrounding her sudden growth, called her the Bespectacled Bimbo, the Slutty Geek, and other names as her studio and in turn her fan base was forced to disown her.

"I was fortunate to have met him at that my darkest hour," Eliza recalled with a smile, "And the rest...," she needn't say anything else as she toyed with her now-famed chesticles.

Since her fall from grace and exile from Hollywood, many thought she would seek to reemerge in some adult-rated movie or reality TV gimmick in an effort of a comeback. Instead, she married the man that reshaped her to his desires. Matthew Lim may be initially frowned upon for his fetishizing of Eliza's physique to his perversions, but it was soon outshone for his assistance in producing Eliza's promised finale to her fans - which earned critical acclaim.

Eliza's independent work to conclude her series, "Exploring with Eliza - Finding Love" was a smash hit, with both of them co-hosting the episode. Critics were touched the episode's love story interwoven with the journey of Eliza exploring the love lives of the animals she had been with throughout the series. Just last month the episode was shown in the Brussels Independent Film Festival, where on its conclusion they received a warm ovation. In a way it was both a swansong for Eliza and a closure for her otherwise-tattered career.

"I thought it was the end. That was the best part of me," Eliza said, "but it was actually just the start."

Matthew's second thrust into the spotlight earned him a place in the upcoming episode for CNBC's documentary series "American Greed". Just before both of them started their tour promoting various social causes, Matthew had gathered enough evidence to prove that Eliza's employer, Explorer Studios funneled allocations and monies supposed for paying employees (including their now-fallen star) into a slush fund payable to the Studio's directors. He then sent his findings to the Securities Exchange Commission, who launched an investigation into the company.

Explorer Studios denied the allegations, and went as far drumming up Matthew's sexual fetishes in an effort to discredit him. It was an irony as twisted as Matthew's sexual fetish that the studio disowning their once-biggest star for no fault of her own was in turn found defrauding her. Their pleas of denial were to no avail: the studio filed for bankruptcy soon after, and was dissolved by its administrators in short order. Several of Explorers Studio directors, including its CEO, were found guilty and now await sentencing.

Eliza and Matthew were quick to kick off their trip together, raising funds for Eliza's now-entrenched colleagues. The two married shortly afterwards and traveled together across the globe, campaigning for their causes of ecology and social welfare. Their travels were reported by independent reporters, noting the locals' welcome wherever they went. Eliza herself even had her fans slowly returning to her, each one having newfound respect for their idol's tenacity of continuing her campaign for the environment, all while embracing the twisted franken-bimbo she has mutated into.

Looking from where she has come to from since she was the girly show host in her trademark Safari outfit, Eliza was happy to take her place today as the fetish trophy wife of her one true love. In fact she took to heart her new moniker Eliza the Extremely Enormous (for the obvious reasons, despite being five feet four). No better tribute could come from Matthew who was able to sum up her experiences, having been with her more intimately than everyone else.

"Hollywood offered my poppet Eliza what she thought was the very best," he said, "Ironically by losing her life and career to my fetish she found so much more."