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Scream of the Shalka (3/6 on 11.25.19 3/6 on 11.26.19)
let's watch this why not
I know some stuff I know this was made in 2003 for the 40th anniversary.
I know the Master's a robot.
ooh neat theme tune
Paul Cornell wrote Human Nature and the novelisation for Twice Upon a Time and also some VNAs according to wikipedia.
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a worm
that is not a worm.
ok so there's a transcript for this on chakoteya and it says
There are six parts to this
I have no clue how this is all divided up
I can only find one to three 15 min things on dailymotion.
The Doctor's got a pretty aro color scheme going on there.
Yeah I saw a gif w alison in it b4
The animation on this is weird and its hard to tell what's going on
Are the Time Lords yeeting the Doctor around again.
"You seem a nice young man" Neither of those things are true.
there are too many shots close to people's faces i feel like I'm suffocating
ok think i found part two
imma be real honest i only thought this thing was 15 minutes long
!!! Found all six parts on dailymotion
okie we good
"It's been a long time since anyone screamed at me and then I only think they were waiting for Elvis to come on."
Ur an idiot
The animations obviously kinda weird bc obviously its a doctor who budget and its 2003 but I really like the voice actor for the doc
Oh there's the gif i saw right there. "You're not human" "decent of you to say" "what are you?" "Mildly annoyed."
Shalka Doctor don't mess around they just figure out where the aliens are and in fifteen minutes they've blown up ur house and saved the town.
asdhofslj
thas the master
"dearest companion" u gay
I do mean gay in a queerplatonic way but still G A Y
"I seem to attract the military" well i mean ur best friend is the Brig.
"They're either arresting me, making strong sweet tea, or killing my friends." sounds about right.
Wait a minute
Killing your friends?
Is this a big finish thing I'm too idiot to understand
Oh and Shalka did "The ninth Doctor blows up a building that was very important to a young girl they'd later take on as a companion" first.
Well i mean i assume alison's gonna be a companion or smthn idk.
So both nines like to be in charge then
The whole thing w the orders reminds me of main!nine going "Excuse me, who's in charge here?" To Jack in Boomtown
excuse me wHAT THE
"Take me home big boy! yEEEEEHAAAWWWWWW!!"
Ok that's it Shalka!Nine is my favorite now.
So are they going to explain how the doctor and the master made up after. Yknow. The TV movie.
Though i do guess that's just kinda their relationship
That message on the phone was recorded while the Doctor and the Master were in the middle of a tickle fight fITE me
MASTER: Why did I choose continuing existence? Listening to him being right all the time, when I had the option of a slow, painful death.
because yurio, you idiot.
I just said "you love them" in slangy morpheme salad btw
The non-slangy version would be "Yuryivasyovir" but that's a Lot so just yurio is easier
And then if this was someone from the main timeline talking about this it'd be "Yursivassovir" btw
bsljdn;lfns calling the TARDIS old girl
"I only come to this planet for the wine and the total eclipses. And I do love a nice, old fashioned invasion." why do i love that so much.
It's weird hearing the aliens called shalka bc I've only ever heard of shalka!nine being called shalka b4
"shalka, eh? Never heard of you, so forgive me but you can't be all that." ... remember what i said about automatically thinking that someone saying shalka means talking about shalka!doctor?
There are so many parallels to main!nine like with the disassociating themselves from humans Main!Nine bc of ptsd and grief and the time war and stuff and then shalka!nine bc they just wanted to i guess.
I was going to say you can't separate creatures into just "lower" and "higher" and then I realized that the Time Lords do that.
Well w Time Lords its more based on temporal awareness/activity But Still.
it's like 9:36 and i'm halfway through part 3 so I'll finish tomorrow.
im gonna do picrews of shalka!nine and alison when I'm done w this
Well I mean Gallifrey is definitely in the running for dumbest place in the universe but its probably right behind raxacoricofallapatorius or klom.
Okay and then I was just about to be all snarky and say "hey did you know actually higher species don't feel the need to go yelling it to everyone all the time" but um. They kinda do.
Wait what the.
Derek Jacobi plays Shalka!Master?????
I thought their voice sounded Extremely Master-y but I thought that was just. Yknow. Good casting.
Wow this is not a thing i knew.
Anyway see you probably tomorrow.
hi its tomorrow
lets see if i can do a bit of this b4 school
I think this is definitely supposed to carry on from bfa/vna/eda stuff
AWelkawjerol;whsnelrjfw to the master being all "Yay!!!! You're alive :DDDD" then immediately going into bad guy mode i love u
I was like "playing the message for him that seems ooc" then they go and press delete and i asdjfhs;lkdjf
thing in alison's head reminds me of stranger things 2 and the thing in eleven's leg.
"I am the Master and you will-" "Evening" "-Come to like me, Miss Cheney"
i lOVE you
what the
did you just
D O C T O R.
shalka!nine sINGING
i LOVE you
blood out of ur nose now I'm really starting to think ur Eleven
not eleven like eleven though eleven like eleven
also a Thing i didn't say but thought earlier is that i realized the reason there are so many close shots is bc they don't want to do the walk cycles.
Meanwhile on Doctor Who, the Doctor blows up volcanic slug aliens by singing.
"I don't like the military, but I have so many friends in it." Yh liz, benton, yates isn't in the military anymore but him, JO, harry i guess, and don't forget the B R I G A D I E R
"I say I do not kill, but then I exterminate thousands." I mean at least you admit it dude.
ALERGLFKESJR:T
little. kiss. on. the. fOREHEAD.
platonic kisses are like my Thing okay i love them
"So. Tea?" Never change Doctor, never change.
"Because I am by no means fond of you." yUREI
"So why do you call me 'my dear'" alison yUREI
"Oh i call everyone that" hhhhhhhhh we sure about that dude
I think that maybe it wasn't necessarily bfas but there IS supposed to be A Past going on
These two idiots act so MARRIED i LOVE it
how would you say "i love it" in morpheme salad"
idk the object one
Uncasted pronouns????
But technically if i were to use "i" to mean me and then type out the long slangy version I'd have yursedjas[it] yursedjasseir??? just take out the caste bit??? Idk???
so like "it" in this case isn't an object its their dynamic so. if there was a bit for "them[plural]" I'd use that. bc "o" can be "them" but singular they.
Or she or he or ey gallifreyan doesn't have gendered pronouns.
final check then I'll finish this
NO WAIT THE YO/JO/SO PART CAN BE USED TO MEAN "IT"
BUT STILL WHAT CASTE
yursedjassovir
Aka: I, an alien from an alternate timeline love them, a time lord from an alternate timeline.
"zeppelin hanger"
calling her oLD GIRL AGAIN
ok parallels to main canon anyone
companion leaving their boyfriend behind
also i mean the "goodbye" bit from Rose has the dialogue like straight ripped out of here.
I thought ship rules were no getting sick and no hanky panky but okay.
Also why can I picture vicki and steven being the ones to need to get the "no running" rule implemented.
"But- but Doctor she started it." "I said no fussing my boy, there will be no more running in this ship!" "We still run quite a lot outside of the ship, though." "Yes, er, quite right."
dONE.
I loved that a lot.
Imma make shalka doctor and alison on picrew now