Notes

Everything we saw in anime was real!

Let's start with random stuff. I saw a guy wearing a V-cut with a long purse behind his back pocket tapping his (male) friend's ass while the friend's girlfriend was just beside him holding his hand. I ate natto which are sticky as Saliva strings. A crow bigger than both my hands crushed to meatpie by a taxi. Love live! and AKB48 are everywhere geez. Minority of people smoke in Japan. They work till an old age of 70 at LEAST which is quite sad. Woman either wore no make ups or I could scratch 1kg of make up from their faces. In Japanglish, Bery = very; mehhhney = many.

+Boring Tokyo - Excluding Akihabara+
As soon as I landed Tokyo, I ate and slept, duh. The restaurant in Tokyo is really small like as small as my room is. Also I was at a random railway road in the middle of the buildings. Cliche. The day after I went to a friggin famous fish market which sold bad seafood. Ew. Then I went to some other places like Akihabara, was trying out the subway system really which is very very efficient.

+Sapporo/Hokkaido+
The second day I went to Hokkaido and Sapporo. The place looks like the states, who knew. Hokkaido had lots of flowers. I requested to go find Ushio's toy in the sunflower field but dem flowers only bloom in July. I ate at a high class Teppanyaki place named after Genghis Khan which is owned by the Sapporo beer factory that also was owned by Genghis Khan. I ate asparagus and bamboo shoots for appetizer (笑) and winter melon for dessert. The melons melt in the mouth without needing to chew, wha~ But the tea tasted like cleaning supplies. Of course I drank a few mugs but it was pretty standard. Last thing about food is that I had expensive Hokkaido rice that costed 3 times more than normal rice. If you eat rice constantly you'll know how insanely expensive that was. I was eating with some businessmen and dayum they were attractive. I am not lying one bit the eyelashes are long and curved up; big nose that's not too wide; very manly mature aura. They looked young too but are all over 60 years old. So hot.

+Nagoya+
First of all, McDonald here had no Wifi. They kid me big time. On my way there in a train I picked up a thick weekly manga magazine on the metals above you where you put stuff, much luck. Someone forgot, typical. Toyota HQ had no signs or whatever on the building. Nothing at all, clean tall building right there. Went to eat at a sushi bar. Had the poisonous blowup fish and the 2 types of Unagi. There were 2 businessmen eating with me that got their fingers shortened. They were joking how they always had problem entering countries since they had no fingerprints. Nothing much in Nagoya.

Ended the trip very satisfying. Before I went to the airport, a Japanese housewife wearing a Hawaiian one piece with a side ponytail appeared before me. Was she hot, she was very beautiful, pretty eyes, sharp chin, high nose, small mouth, small contour too. No make ups. No shit.